Prophets of Disappointment

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Our prophets are not just any prophets, they're the worst. They're the ones who will disappoint you with the most mundane, the most uninspiring, and the most utterly unfulfilling predictions.

We've got prophets for every occasion: Prophets of Boring Meetings, Prophets of Unfulfilled Hopes, and Prophets of Unrelenting Disappointment.

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