Are you tired of living in a world that's too... pleasant? Do you yearn for the sweet taste of despair and desperation? Look no further than our patented Recipe For Doom, carefully crafted to guarantee a life of misery and woe.
Step 1: Find a nice, quiet neighborhood. You know, the kind with the nice people and the well-manicured lawns. The kind that makes you wonder if you're just a tiny, insignificant speck in the grand tapestry of existence.
Click here for Step 2, where you'll learn how to ruin your relationship with your neighbors!