Tips

Because who needs actual advice on how to save money when you can have these totally-not-serious suggestions?

  1. Buy more lottery tickets. It's not like it's not a good idea or anything.
  2. Start a collection of antique doorstops. They're worth something, right?
  3. Invest in a timeshare in a moderately-inhabited cave. The view is lovely this time of year.

Stay tuned for more tips, or just go back to your usual methods of accumulating debt.

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