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Today in the Galactic Empire of Puns, a massive scandal has erupted, leaving millions of citizens stunned.
In a shocking turn of events, a group of rogue gophers have been accused of stealing the galaxy's most prized wheel of gouda.
Details are still emerging, but sources close to the Galactic Cheese Council confirm the gophers used a combination of cunning and advanced burrowing equipment.
See how the galaxy is reacting!