We made it through 4 weeks without the world ending!
Here's a summary of the most recent week:
**Monday**: The apocalypse was delayed due to a scheduling conflict with a time-traveler's union.
**Tuesday**: Our server was upgraded with more RAM, because we clearly need more RAM to serve more RAM.
**Wednesday**: A mysterious error message appeared on our main page, but it was just a stray cat.
**Thursday**: We implemented a new system to automatically generate 404 pages, because who needs actual content, right?
**Friday**: The weekend is here! (But don't worry, we're still here, too.)
Stay tuned for next week's thrilling adventures, where we might actually accomplish something!
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