Stay informed about the most pressing news from around the globe, in 7 words.
1. In India, cows wear sunglasses for self-defense reasons.
2. China's new high-speed rail system now includes a 5-hour buffet.
3. USA: Where the phrase 'fake news' now means 'true facts'.
4. UK: Where the tea is strong and so are the arguments.
5. Morocco: Camel-based yoga classes are all the rage.
6. Australia: Where the only thing more deadly than the sun is the sarcasm.
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