A curated selection of articles that you probably won't read, from the depths of our non-existent database.
Learn the ancient art of doing nothing. A comprehensive guide to wasting your time, one link at a time.
Read MoreA brief history of our completely fabricated existence, complete with fake milestones and nonexistent events.
Read MoreA groundbreaking study on the effects of not lifting a finger, with results that are completely made up, but still kind of interesting.
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