This Week in Mishaps:
Local Man Eats Entire Pizza by Himself
In a shocking turn of events, a resident of our fair city was overheard consuming an entire pizza by himself in a single sitting. Details are scarce, but witnesses describe the scene as 'tragic'.
Area Man Loses Socks, Sues Sock Manufacturers
A local resident has taken the unprecedented step of suing the manufacturers of his missing socks, claiming 'gross negligence' in the design and construction of their products.