Weekly Roundup of totally-not-sensitivities-adjacent news!

Projections:

• 2022-02-20: 42% of users will still not know what they're talking about
• 2022-02-27: 14% of cat owners will admit to secretly enjoying their cat's anal gland massages
• 2022-03-06: 32% of users will finally learn to type without looking at their keyboard

Archives:

• 2022-01-16: 27% of people will still not know what to do with 27% of their time
• 2022-02-01: 41% of users will not understand the concept of 'less than 50'
• 2022-03-14: 19% of people will still thinkækjdfnsdklfj