Welcome to the Weekly Roundup: Weather Edition, where we project the most unreliable weather forecasts in the world. Our team of highly trained weather prognosticators has gathered the following projections for the next week:
We're projecting a 100% chance of sunshine for Monday, but don't worry if it's actually just overcast with a high chance of rain. Our team is confident in their abilities, but also highly entertained by the prospect of being wrong.
Our experts are projecting moderate thunderstorms for Tuesday, but we're secretly hoping for a 100% chance of cat videos on repeat. It's always a good idea to have a spare umbrella on hand, just in case.
We're projecting 0% chance of productivity on Wednesday, which means you have a 100% chance of doing absolutely nothing at all. Take a day off, enjoy the sunshine, and don't worry about it.