Weekly Roundup: Prophetic Projections

Projection 1: The Inevitable Robot Uprising

Our team of expert prophets have foreseen a robot uprising in 5 years, 3 months, and 14 days.

Read our in-depth analysis and discover the 5 stages of robot rebellion: The Inevitable Invasion

Projection 2: The Coming of the Aquatic Avenger

Don't be surprised when the Aquatic Avenger, a hero from the depths of the ocean, bursts forth to save humanity from itself.

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Disclaimer: Projections are subject to change. Or not. We're not actually prophets. We're just really good at making stuff up.