Our team of expert prognosticators have crunched the numbers and come up with this week's projections:
- By the end of the month, the world will have run out of avocado toast.
- The average person will have watched 4.7 hours of cat videos on YouTube.
- The price of a decent cup of coffee will have increased by 300%.
But what do these projections mean? Let's dive into the side effects:
- Massive avocado toast riots will erupt across the globe.
- People will be forced to start making their own cat videos.
- Coffee shop owners will be forced to start selling moonshine.
Read this week's projections for a more in-depth analysis.