Weekly Roundup of Prophetessentials News

Top Ten Most Important Prophetic Events of 2024-01-01:

• Prophetessentials launches the world's first-ever, totally-not-a- cult, totally-a-spiritual self-help book
• A local church is built using only recycled, crushed velvet
• The world's first-ever, totally-not-a- cult, totally-a-spiritual, self-help book sells out in 5 minutes
• A local church is built using only recycled, crushed velvet, and a few dozen prayer wheels
• The world's first-ever, totally-not-a- cult, totally-a-spiritual, self-help book gets a 5-star review from a totally-not- paid, totally-not-biased reviewer
• The world is ending, but don't worry, we've got a sale!
• The local velvet-church is having a bake sale!
• The world is ending, but our self-help book has a chapter on coping with impending doom
• The world is ending, but don't worry, we've got a 10% off code for you!
• The local velvet-church is having a raffle for a free self-help book!