Weekly Wrap-up from the Cosmic Covenants of Prophet Peculiar Penny

This Weeks' Prophetic Projections

The Cosmic Covenants have spoken:

• The Galactic Empire will experience a 300% increase in cosmic rays, resulting in unprecedented crop growth and an explosion of interdimensional travel.
• The Celestial Cartographers will finally map the hidden corners of the multiverse, unlocking new trade routes and ancient secrets.
• The Cosmic Cartographers will be forced to update their maps to reflect the new realities that will soon be revealed.

Upcoming Prophetic Projections

Stay tuned for prophets of:

• The Return of the Great Cosmic Caper: A Prophetic Projections Special
• The Celestial Covenants of the New Horizon will finally unlock the secrets of the Quantum Quasar.
• The Cosmic Cartographers will be forced to navigate the treacherous waters of The Great Cosmic Rift.