Weekly Roundup #2

1. Cat Steals the World's Supply of Catnip

A feline mastermind has stolen the world's catnip supply, leaving cats everywhere in a state of panic. The catnip cartel is still at large.

2. New Study Reveals the Average Person Spends 4 Hours a Day Thinking About Pizza

According to a groundbreaking new study, humans spend an alarming 4 hours a day thinking about the perfect slice. No wonder pizza places are open till 3 am.

3. World's Largest Ball of Twine Unfurled in Record Time

In a bizarre display of human ingenuity, the world's largest ball of twine was untangled in just under 4 hours. The feat has left experts baffled.

4. New App Allows Users to Order Pizza with Their Thoughts

Introducing "PizzaMindLink" – an app that lets you order pizza with your thoughts. It's like a pizza delivery service, but with more calories.