Random Surprises

Welcome to our subscription package for people who can't make decisions.

Monthly Surprise Box

Every month, receive a mysterious box with a random surprise.

• It might be a whoopee cushion.
• It might be a taxidermy kit.
• It might be a coupon for 10% off a questionable tattoo.

Bi-Weekly Surprise Email

We'll email you twice a month with a random joke, a bad pun, or a confusing image.

• Example of a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
• Example of a pun: Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
• Example of an image: A poorly photoshopped picture of a cat in a tutu.