Random Surprises
Welcome to our subscription package for people who can't make decisions.
Monthly Surprise Box
Every month, receive a mysterious box with a random surprise.
- It might be a whoopee cushion.
- It might be a taxidermy kit.
- It might be a coupon for 10% off a questionable tattoo.
Bi-Weekly Surprise Email
We'll email you twice a month with a random joke, a bad pun, or a confusing image.
- Example of a joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
- Example of a pun: Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
- Example of an image: A poorly photoshopped picture of a cat in a tutu.
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