Subscription Agreement - Terms & Conditions
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We reserve the right to change, add, or modify our terms and conditions at any time without warning. You will be notified of any changes via carrier pigeon or certified mail.
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Section 1: Subscription Fees
Our subscription fee is a one-time payment of $10.99, payable in advance. Failure to pay will result in your account being deleted, along with your soul.
Section 2: Cancellation Policy
We reserve the right to cancel your subscription at any time for no reason, or for any reason. You will be notified via a 30-day countdown timer.
Section 3: Liability
We are not responsible for any damage to your brain cells caused by our excessively long and convoluted subscription agreement.
Section 4: Governing Law
Our agreement is governed by the laws of the land, or at least the laws of our imaginary land, which are probably more fun.
Section 5: Entire Agreement
By signing below, you acknowledge that this agreement is the entire agreement between us, and you have read, understand, and agree to its terms.