Surrealist Superstar - Step 6: The Agony of the Abyss
At this point, you're starting to question your life choices. The existential dread is palpable. You're stuck in a never-ending loop of avant-garde art and overhyped coffee shops.
Here's a list of things that will drive you slowly insane:
- The artist's latest "performance art" installation, which is just a bunch of old trash on a stick
- The new "craft beer" bar that serves $20 pours of sparkling water with a splash of flavor
- The "interactive" art exhibit that just asks you to stare at a wall for hours
But don't worry, it's all part of the process. Or is it?
Step 7: The Descent into Madness