Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination
The key to success is not to work hard, it's to work smart. Or, you know, just pretend to work hard and hope no one notices.
Our patented 5-step program to achieve peak procrastination:
- Step 1: Make a to-do list, then immediately delete it.
- Step 2: Check social media for 2 hours.
- Step 3: Take a 10-minute break to watch cat videos.
- Step 4: Re-organize your desk for exactly 4 hours.
- Step 5: Pretend you're busy and eat a whole bag of potato chips.
Join us for the next chapter, where we'll discuss the art of making a perfect omelette.