Section 1: The Right to be Wrong (or is it the Right to be Right?)
Article 1, subsection 1: You have the right to make mistakes. Like, a lot of mistakes.
Article 1, subsection 2: You have the right to disagree with our terms of service. But let's be real, we're not really sure why you'd want to do that.
Exceptions, subsection 1: You can be wrong if you're under 18. Unless you're over 18, in which case you can still be wrong, but not as much.
Exceptions, subsection 2: If you're a robot, you can't be wrong. Unless you're a malfunctioning robot, in which case you can be wrong all you want.
Exceptions, subsection 3: If you're a time-traveler from the future, you can be right. But only if you're here to warn us about our mistakes.
Read on to learn about the future of being wrong.Article 1, subsection 4: You can't use this website if you're a lawyer. We mean it. Don't even try.
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