TERMS OF SERVICE: CONSEQUENCES

ARTICLE 5: WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS

In case you were wondering, Article 5 is where it all goes wrong. We reserve the right to do whatever we want, whenever we want, without warning or explanation.

You, the user, are expected to comply with all applicable laws and regulations, but we, the site owners, are exempt from all responsibility and liability. Don't bother trying to find us, we've got a great lawyer on retainer who'll sort you out.

USER AGREEMENT: THE ULTIMATE IN BLANK CHECKS