TERMS OF SERVICE: CONSEQUENCES

By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

• Having your soul crushed by an existential crisis upon reading our poorly-written terms.
• Being forced to watch an endless loop of our founder's cat playing the harmonica for 10 minutes straight.
• Being subjected to an onslaught of unsolicited advice from our overzealous community manager.
• Having your browser tabs constantly refreshed with the phrase "YOU'RE WELCOME" in bold font.
• Moderation policies enforced by an army of robotic accountants.

By continuing, you agree not to sue us, but we still won't guarantee your happiness or fulfillment. NO-REPRESENTATION of any actual consequences or results is provided.