TERMS OF SERVICE: CONSEQUENCES
By accessing this site, you agree to the following:
- Having your soul crushed by an existential crisis upon reading our poorly-written terms.
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of our founder's cat playing the harmonica for 10 minutes straight.
- Being subjected to an onslaught of unsolicited advice from our overzealous community manager.
- Having your browser tabs constantly refreshed with the phrase "YOU'RE WELCOME" in bold font.
- Moderation policies enforced by an army of robotic accountants.
By continuing, you agree not to sue us, but we still won't guarantee your happiness or fulfillment.
NO-REPRESENTATION of any actual consequences or results is provided.