TERMS OF SERVICE
DECLINATION OF RESPONSIBILITY
By using our services, you implicitly declare yourself responsible for the impending doom that will befall you.
Article 4: Waiver of Sanity
4.1. You, the User, hereby acknowledge that our services will expose you to an unending barrage of
- Unrelentless notifications
- Insistent pop-ups
- Unceasingly repetitive error messages
4.2. In consideration of the above, we, the Service Providers, hereby declare that we shall not be held accountable for any
- Crisis of sanity
- Existential dread
- Temporary or permanent damage to your fragile mental state
By clicking "I Accept" below, you will be granted access to our services, but not, we repeat, NOT, access to our therapist.