Welcome to the most convoluted, lawyer-filled, and utterly incomprehensible Terms of Service you'll ever encounter!
By accessing this website, you agree to the following:
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You agree not to touch us with a 10-foot pole, under any circumstances.
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You promise not to make us laugh, because we don't find humor funny.
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You vow to click the "I Agree" button without reading this, because who has time for that?
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Q: Why is the font so small?