Submission Process for Terms of Service 3

Please submit your applications for membership into the esteemed realm of Terms of Service 3 in the following format:

• Application must be in triplicate, with each copy bearing the original's seal of approval from a reputable authority figure.
• Each submission must include a 500-word essay on the meaning of "I agree" in modern society.
• A minimum of 5,000 hours of community service, preferably spent serving on a jury in a high-profile case.

Do not even think about attempting to submit without meeting these requirements. We have a zero-tolerance policy for subpar submissions.

Submission Guidelines

Submissions are reviewed by our panel of experts in the field of "being really, really picky." We reserve the right to reject any submission that doesn't meet our standards.

We also have a strict no-plagiarism policy. Any submission found to be copied from the works of others will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced watching of elevator music videos, mandatory attendance to a seminar on proper citation, and/or being forced to eat a plate of Brussels sprouts.

Submissions are accepted on a first-come, first-served basis, but only on leap years. On non-leap years, our system is closed for maintenance, and we are not available for comment.

We reserve the right to modify these guidelines at any time, without notice, and for no reason whatsoever.

Submission Form

Do not even think about attempting to submit without meeting the requirements. We have a zero-tolerance policy for subpar submissions.