Section 4: The Unyielding Terms of Service

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

1. Don't even think about it.
2. Don't do it, we'll just do it for you.
3. We reserve the right to change our minds, but we won't.
4. Our lawyers will get rich off of this.
5. We won't be responsible for any damage to your sanity or dignity.

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Section 5: The Unyielding Fine Print