By using our services, you agree to our terms of service. If you don't, we'll send a team of highly trained accountants to audit your entire life. They will scrutinize your every move, your every purchase, and your every snack choice.
Don't worry; it's not like we're actually going to watch you or anything...
(Unless you're on the "VIP" plan; then we'll send a team of highly trained, ninja accountants to watch you sleep)
Subsection 1: What We're Watching Subsection 2: How We're Judging You