TERMS / License Agreement

By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms:

• You promise not to use our website for any purpose that would make us question your life choices.
• You agree to not use our website to plan any heists or other illicit activities, unless explicitly stated otherwise.
• We reserve the right to revoke your access at any time for no reason or for a reason, like, we just feel like it.
• We're not liable for any damage to your fragile mental state caused by our poorly designed website.

Section 1: You're Probably Going to Break Something

We're not saying you will, but you probably will break something.

• The website's cat, Mr. Fluffers, will probably get hurt.
• The server will probably crash.
• The CEO's ego will definitely be bruised.

Continue to Section 2: We'll Probably Fix It