Parallel Universe Penalties: Section 1

For violating the fundamental laws of sanity, Section 2 has been established to deal with your particular brand of reality-bending recklessness.

Here's a brief summary of the penalties:

• First Offense: Your reality becomes slightly less interesting, but still moderately enjoyable.
• Second Offense: Your reality is altered to include a 30% chance of randomly occurring, unexplained phenomena.
• Third Offense: Your reality is rewritten to resemble a 1980s time capsule, with mullets and neon.

For more information, or to contest these penalties, see Section 2 or Section 3.