Terms of Use for Parallel Universe Penalties
By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to the following:
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You are aware that parallel universes are a real and tangible concept, but only on Tuesdays.
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You will not attempt to travel to alternate dimensions without proper clearance from the Interdimensional Authorities.
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You understand that parallel universe penalties are not transferable to your real-world bank account.
Failure to comply with these terms may result in:
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Temporal dissonance.
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Reality distortion.
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Involuntary merging with a sentient, reality-bending entity.
Learn more about our penalties policy.
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