Terms of Use for Parallel Universe Penalties

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to the following:

• You are aware that parallel universes are a real and tangible concept, but only on Tuesdays.
• You will not attempt to travel to alternate dimensions without proper clearance from the Interdimensional Authorities.
• You understand that parallel universe penalties are not transferable to your real-world bank account.

Failure to comply with these terms may result in:

• Temporal dissonance.
• Reality distortion.
• Involuntary merging with a sentient, reality-bending entity.

Learn more about our penalties policy.

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