Q: Why do I need to watch 12 hours of TV a day?

Because our experts have calculated that 12 hours of TV a day is the optimal amount of time for maximum entertainment and minimum productivity. Anything less would be a waste of time.

Side effects may include: permanent eye strain, carpal tunnel syndrome, and spontaneous combustion from excessive remote control use.

Don't worry, it's just a small price to pay for the thrill of binge-watching 500 hours of reality TV.

Q: Can I watch TV on my toaster?

We cannot recommend this. In fact, we strongly advise against it.

The risk of fire and electrical shock is too high. Please use a real TV.

Read our review of Toaster TV

Q: Will watching 24 seasons of the same show guarantee me a social life?

No, it will not.

In fact, our studies have shown that watching 24 seasons of the same show will likely make you a hermit who lives with their cat, and that cat is judging you for your life choices.

We cannot be held responsible for the consequences.

Read our review of Isolation Through TV