Just spent the whole day binge-watching my favorite show. I mean, who needs human interaction, social skills, or a pulse? Check out my honest review!
Why did I just eat an entire pizza by myself? Because I'm a functioning member of society? Nope, it was because I was binge-watching and didn't feel like cooking! Learn more about my justifications!
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