Corporate Event Planners: The Art of Sucking the Joy Out of Team Building
Our team of expert event planners have spent years perfecting the art of turning your team's excitement into a listless, soul-sucking exercise in forced camaraderie. We'll plan events that will leave your team questioning their life choices.
How We Suck the Joy Out of Team Building
- Forced trust-building exercises where you'll be forced to hug it out with Bob from accounting
- Scavenger hunts where you'll have to find 17 different kinds of paperclip in 30 minutes or less
- Team-building Olympics where you'll compete against each other for the title of "Most Likely to Be Fined by HR"