12.3 The Crisis Management Page

Because, let's face it, things will go wrong

Here's the guide for when your cat decides to eat your favorite sweater, or your boss asks you to work on Sunday. Or, worse, your cat decides to eat your boss's sweater.

Stay calm, and remember: it's not the end of the world, it's just your cat's way of telling you to clean up after it.

Or is it?

Fine print: this page is a joke, don't sue us. (Note: The subpages linked above are fictional and will not be created. They are just for the sake of the game.)