As the sun sets on another year, the Disco Police Bureau is proud to present its annual report for 2022. Our officers have been busy keeping minimalist chic and polyester-fueled crime at bay.
Key Highlights:
- Disco-ordinated raids on 5 major polyester manufacturers, resulting in the seizure of 1000's of yards of sparkly fabric.
- Establishment of the world's first-ever Disco Police Bureau's own in-house dance troupe, 'The Funky Fuzzbusters', who have been performing for packed crowds at local disco nights.
- Development of a new, state-of-the-art Disco- Laser- Gun, capable of emitting high-velocity beams of pureประก (that's disco-light, folks!)