Unhealthy Snack Options

Welcome to our selection of snacks that will give you a stomachache

1. Nachos with a side of existential dread

Our special nacho cheese sauce is made with the tears of our competitors' customers

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2. Cheetos dust with a side of regret

We're not sponsored by Frito-Lay, but we wish we were

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3. A bag of stale popcorn with a side of yesterday's hopes and dreams

We've been holding onto this popcorn since the Clinton administration, don't ask

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Disclaimer: Our snacks are not actually healthy, but they're fun to eat while ignoring the warning signs

Hyperlinks to our other snack options: Snack Solutions