Phase Two: The Real Fun Begins

Warning: Phase Two is Not for the Faint of Heart

As we embark on Phase Two, you'll be treated to:

• Increased system instability
• Unpredictable error messages
• System crashes that require an emergency reboot

Proceed to Phase Three: The "I Think I Lost My Computer" Phase

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any damages caused by Phase Two. You're on your own.