We're not just tech support, we're prophets. We know the apocalypse is coming, and we're here to help you prepare.
Our founder, Bob, was once a mere mortal, but after years of dealing with Comcast customer service, he was reborn as a prophet, destined to guide the masses through the coming doom.
Our team of experts has been watching the signs, and we're here to tell you what they are:
Join us, and together we'll ride the coming apocalypse in style.
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