Inflatable Garden Gnomes - A Survival Guide

In a world of rising sea levels and impending doom, the Inflatable Garden Gnome has become the ultimate symbol of hope.

These aren't just any gnomes - they're equipped with:

But don't just take our word for it - hear from our satisfied customers:

"I bought 5 of these gnomes to prepare for the apocalypse and now I have a gnomie paradise!" - Bob, California

"I used my inflatable gnomes as a distraction while I waited for the end of the world, now I have a great party trick" - Steve, New York

Order your Inflatable Garden Gnomes today! Learn how to care for your new gnomes in a post-apocalyptic world. Protect your home from gnomes-gone-wild.