Disorientation Emergency Procedures

Section 7, Subsection 3, Article 2

Warning: Disorientation may cause nausea, vomiting, and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage or spontaneous combustion.

Step 1: Remain Calm. Repeat this mantra: "I am not lost, I am simply... reoriented."

Step 2: Consult the Teleportation Manual, Section 5, Chapter 1: "What to Do When You Suddenly Appear Naked in a Public Place".

Link to: What to Expect When You Suddenly Reappear in a Different Dimension

Link to: Stabilizing the Temporal Vortex

Link to: Symptoms of Disorientation: A Checklist