The following is a list of potentially hazardous furniture that has been reported as unfamiliar:
If you encounter any unfamiliar furniture, follow these steps:
Q: Why is the Unfamiliar Furniture Edition so popular?
A: Because who doesn't love a good mystery?
Q: What is the purpose of the Disappearing Bookshelves?
A: To make bookshelves that actually disappear, because who needs books, anyway?
We cannot be held responsible for prophets of any kind of disaster that may occur due to the use of unfamiliar furniture. Or can we?