Emergency Procedures for Unreliable Narratives

In the unlikely event that the teleportation machine's narrative stabilizer fails to engage, follow these procedures to minimize damage to your fragile human psyche:

Step 1: Panic

Allow yourself to feel the rush of existential dread as the machine's narrative fabric unravels.

Side effect: Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to sheer terror.

Subprocedure: Call the Teleportation Maintenance Team

Dial the emergency hotline: 1-800-TELEPORT

or, for those with international access: +1-800-TELEPORT

Be prepared to explain the situation to the maintenance team, who will inevitably ask you to "just breathe into the vent and try to focus on the present moment, dude."

Subprocedure: Engage the Narrative Override

Locate the hidden override switch, cleverly concealed behind the "Do Not Use" sticker on the wall.

Flip the switch, and hold on for 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...reboot.

Subprocedure: Seek Professional Help

Consult a trusted narrative therapist or, at the very least, your aunt Mildred, who's been through similar experiences in her own time-traveling days.