Post-Teleportation Recovery: Because You're Not as Stable as You Think
Congratulations, you've managed to teleport somewhere! Unfortunately, you're not quite yourself anymore.
Symptoms:
- Existential dread due to temporal displacement
- Spatial disorientation due to unfamiliar surroundings
- Uncontrollable urge to scream "WHY DID I JUST APPEAR HERE?!"
Don't worry, it's normal. You'll get the hang of it. Eventually.