Teleportation Machine Safety Manual: PrePostTraumatic Stress Disorder Edition

Congratulations, you're about to experience the thrill of teleportation! But don't say we didn't warn you... Learn about PrePostTraumatic Stress Disorder symptoms here

Preparation is key

Before you start your teleportation journey, make sure you've read and understood the following:

• The Teleportation Machine Manual
• Disclaimer: We're not responsible for your soul

And don't forget to wear your seatbelt... and a sense of humor.

PrePostTraumatic Stress Disorder Symptoms

• Flashbacks to that one time you got teleported to a parallel universe
• Disorienting effects from excessive use of teleportation

Don't worry, it's all part of the process... or is it?

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