Welcome, fellow time travelers! I'm Zeta-5, the Temporal Tinkerer extraordinaire. My workshop is a marvel of modern science, where I tinker with the very fabric of time.
My latest innovation, the Time-Dampener 9000, can slow down or speed up time as needed. But be warned: it's not without its quirks. Sometimes it gets stuck in loops, creating temporal eddies that threaten to unravel the fabric of space-time itself.
Read about my Chrono-Disruptor experiment gone wrong or learn how to tamper with the timeline like a pro.