Paradox-Resolving 101

Step 1: Identify the paradox. No, seriously, it's not just a fancy word for "that one thing that's really annoying us."

Learn about Time-Dilation Methods, because, you know, time's relative.

Step 2: Understand the root of the paradox. Is it a temporal loop, a causality snafu, or just someone's bad luck?

Use the Chrono-Disambiguator to sort out the mess.

Step 3: Apply the resolution. Sometimes it's as simple as a well-placed "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," other times it's a full-on temporal rewrite of the fabric of reality.

For when things get really messy, use the Time-Reverter.

Remember, paradox resolution is a delicate art. Don't make it worse.

Or, you know, do.

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