Time-Traveling Troubleshooting for the chronologically-challenged.
Time-Traveling 101: The Basics | Time Dilation Techniques for the Advanced | Chrono-Engineering: Building Your Own Time Machine
Warning: Time traveling is a serious business. Don't try this at home.
Don't be a chrono-clown. Learn the fundamentals of time travel.
1. Don't mess with the timeline, you'll ruin the plot.
2. Always wear a watch, even if you're just traveling through time.
3. Bring a spare set of clothes, you never know what century you'll end up in.
4. Learn to cook for 10 different cultures. You never know when you'll be stuck in a time loop.
A DIY guide to time travel for the handyman/handywoman.
1. Gather materials: 1x large magnet, 1x copper wire, 1x tiny motor.
2. Assemble the time machine, but don't worry if it doesn't work. You'll just have to live with the consequences.
3. Practice your time traveling in small increments (e.g., 5 seconds at a time).
4. Don't say we didn't warn you.
For when you're feeling really, really stuck.
Gravitational Redshift: Because who needs a time machine, anyway?
When the time machine breaks, just use a giant magnet and a really strong gravitational wave.
If none of these guides work for you, you're probably just not trying hard enough.
Time travel is a complex and potentially reality-rupturing activity. Do not attempt without proper training and/or a strong stomach.