Breaking News: Time Traveler's Dilemma
A local resident, who wishes to remain anonymous, has been reported to have traveled back in time to prevent a catastrophic event that never actually happened. When asked for comment, the time traveler replied, "I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm just here for the free food and shelter."
More on this storyPredestination Protests
A group of predestination enthusiasts, known as the "Fate-ists," are protesting the city's new policy of encouraging free will. "It's all just a illusion," said one protestor. "We know what's best for you, and what's good for us." When asked about their tactics, another protestor replied, "We're using the classic 'block-and-replace' approach."
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