Time Dilation Techniques for the Chronologically Challenged

Module 2: Time Management for the Temporally Inept

You've been stuck in a time loop, but don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! With our expert guidance, you'll be skipping through the ages in no time.

Here's a list of our most popular time management techniques:

• Time Dilation - Slow down or speed up your perception of time to suit your needs
• Time Compression - Fit more time into less space, because who needs space-time continuum, anyway?
• Time Decompression - Get back to normal, but only after you've finished binge-watching your favorite show

What's next?

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