Time Slippery: Temporal Loophole Edition 2023

Escape Plan

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we've created a temporary time loop. You're stuck in 1985, and it's going to be a blast. Or not.

Our team of expert time slippers has been working tirelessly to create a plan to get you out of this temporal mess. It's going to be a wild ride, but don't worry, we've got this.

Here's a step-by-step guide to escaping the time loop:

  1. Step 1: Find a time-traveling toaster
  2. Step 2: Avoid the Chronosaurus
  3. Step 3: Perform the Time Loop Shuffle

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Background of doom Time Slippery FAQ

Or, if you'd like, you can just surrender to the timeline and accept your fate as a human-shaped temporal anomaly.